Forget the Enthusiastic Rogue Tree Pruner, we’ve got a new villain on our hands, Pittsburgh!
Someone is stealing petunias in Bethel Park and one local business caught the bandit on tape.“I felt foolish about it,” he said. “I waited a couple of days and finally – yes, I called the police.”
Peters says after the third time he stopped planting, but once he put up his sign, several others in the area told him they had been victims of the petunia desperado.
The Petunia Desperado!
First the Suburban Ninjas, then the Taser Resistant Drunks, then the Enthusiastic Rogue Tree Pruner, and now, The Petunia Desperado. This really is Gotham.
We’re in luck though when it comes to this particular villain. We have a picture of the Petunia Desperado:
Someone run that up the Batsignal, would ya?