Klepto.
- August 16, 2011
- filed under Downtown happenings
Internet, on a scale of one to impossible, how hard would it be for me to steal this Gotham Times newspaper dispenser for my home office?
I’m asking for a friend.
Also, does anyone have a dolly I can borrow? And a batmask? And a cape?
For a friend.
When you hear on the news that someone dressed as Batman stole the Gotham Times newspaper dispenser and drove off in a momdorkmobile, it totally wasn’t me.
It was probably that Petunia Desperado.
That bitch has balls.
[swishes cape and runs off in dramatic fashion]
bluzdude
August 16, 2011 10:35 am
Someone has GOT to get you a cape to run around and swish in… or is that ‘swish around and run’?
G-Man
August 16, 2011 10:56 am
To hell with the newspaper dispenser. Where is that Nathan’s Hot Dog place? I’m coming to the ‘burgh next week and I want a Nathan’s Hot Dog. Maybe you can read about me eating it in the Gotham Times.
Crazy Hat Bitch
August 16, 2011 11:49 am
Need a van to pull up next to it, have someone inside to assist in putting it in the van. Should only take a couple minutes!
DG
August 16, 2011 1:02 pm
How about a Batgirl costume with a cape? That I can hook you up with.
jmarie1973
August 16, 2011 1:17 pm
Gman- the nathan’s hot dogs is @ 305 Wood Street. Open 7am to 7pm.
Butcher's Dog
August 16, 2011 1:36 pm
Hot dogs at 7 AM. Is this a great country or what?
G-Man
August 16, 2011 2:23 pm
jmarie –
Thanks. Here in Richmond, the only Nathan’s Hot Dogs are at Bruster’s Ice Cream shops or Sam’s Club. Neither of those have that homey Coney Island feel. :-)
tehamy
August 16, 2011 2:36 pm
I believe that @scarletfire has a Bat Girl mask that she would be willing to lend you.
red pen mama
August 16, 2011 3:32 pm
I also believe that @burghbaby is working on Ginny’s cape, bluzdude.
bluzdude
August 16, 2011 8:25 pm
There’s a cape in the works? I’d pay $20.00 to see a picture of Ginny swishing her cape and running off. Hey, maybe she can make it a .gif file and post it whenever it applies. (Until it stops being “a thing” anyway…)
There… I’m paid upfront.
Kent
August 17, 2011 9:38 am
G-Man – If you really want a good hot dog with ‘burgh personality go to Franktuary. You will not be disappointed.
Maniac
August 18, 2011 10:00 pm
Those aren’t that hard to steal. We had The Onion one in our classroom in High School……..granted it’s heavy to carry and hard to run with up 7 flights of stairs without alerting the security guards that actually cared about the rules but we did it. =D