Internet, on a scale of one to impossible, how hard would it be for me to steal this Gotham Times newspaper dispenser for my home office?
I’m asking for a friend.
Also, does anyone have a dolly I can borrow? And a batmask? And a cape?
For a friend.
When you hear on the news that someone dressed as Batman stole the Gotham Times newspaper dispenser and drove off in a momdorkmobile, it totally wasn’t me.
It was probably that Petunia Desperado.
That bitch has balls.
[swishes cape and runs off in dramatic fashion]