Fareal sounds like the first name of the guy in India who calls himself John and who helps you fix your computer issue.
1. If you want to know what fareal really is, just click here to be buzzed over to my latest post at Pittsburgh Magazine where I pick apart the twitter accounts of ten current Steelers from Hines Ward to William Gay.
Yes, William Gay is still a Steeler and still, this is honestly the only word that I think of when I see his profile picture, poppin’.
Did I use that right?
Man, I need more street cred. Where can I get some of that? Wexford?
Where else can 9 million people read that Kim Kardashian has psoriasis in the shape of a heart? Or that she is going to the spa or the gym or the spa and the gym?
Or how about this nugget of wisdom from Kim? “Have u ever thought someone was kinda cool, liked their vibe then saw their tweets and realized they are so lame? LOL.”
No, Kim, I have no idea what that’s like. [unfollow]
2. I was asked to write the back page for the latest Pittsburgh Magazine City Guide and you can read that here. It’s about how I might not actually know everything I think I do about our fair city. A snippet:
Priding myself as the Supreme Knower of All Things Pittsburgh (ooh, I like that better. That’s what my business card should say), I said that she must mean the “Vatican Splendors” exhibit, which ended long ago. I assured her there was no bible museum in Pittsburgh—or my name wasn’t PittGirl, Most Royal High Supreme Knower of All Things Pittsburgh (even better!).
[runs to check the current business card promotions at Zazzle.com]