Tom Cruise, in all five feet seven inches of his manic couch-jumping glory, is going to be hanging out in the Burgh from October until January.
Tom Cruise will be coming to Pittsburgh to film Paramount Pictures’ action thriller “One Shot,” the Pittsburgh Film Office confirmed today.
Filming will take place in and around the city from early October through the end of the year, said Dawn Keezer of the Pittsburgh Film Office.
1. How many scientology tents will he set up in the Burgh?
2. I don’t understand scientology, but do they by chance have a pigeon hex I could use? I’m pretty sure pigeons have some thetans I can’t tase out of them.
3. If a Mountaineer lights a couch on fire, how long will it take Tom Cruise to put it out?
4. Tom Cruise is weird and his religion scares the poop out of me, but he’s cute and accessible and, first and foremost, he is Maverick, one of my first ever loves.
SQUEEEE for Pittsburgh, the new Hollywood.