Two neighbors in Shaler, one a male and one a female, are having a property dispute and they have resorted to a sign war.
I haven’t read anything about the dispute. All I know is … BEST SIGN WAR EVER!
Why do people put “This means you!” on NO TRESPASSING signs? Who are the doofi that come upon a no trespassing sign and say, “Clearly they don’t mean me. If they did, it would say, ‘THIS MEANS YOU.'”
What’s a Paul Bunyan Wana Bee? Do they hurt? Do they have tiny axes for stingers? Ouch. I think maybe I need a “No Paul Bunyan Wana Bees Allowed” sign on my property too. I hope Paul Bunyan Wana Bees can read.
LOOK AT ALL THE SIGNS!
I hope there’s a yo mama sign in there somewhere.
Or at least a “That’s what she said” one.
Clearly these two need to just go ahead and have sex already.