Best crash description ever!

Pittsburgh, the next time you’re interviewed man-on-the-street style about something you witnessed and everything in your Burghy being is screaming out for you to say droopily, “Well, I seen the car dahn ‘ere n’at and these guys they come tearin’ ’round the corner and rammed right into mah car and I was like, ‘Yinz guys are payin’ for that there, n’at.'”

Don’t.

Instead, do what this guy in Arizona did.

ENTERTAIN US, DAMN IT.

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(h/t My Dad)





21 Comments

  1. SpudMom
    September 16, 2011 2:43 pm

    “Reality hits you hard, bro.”

    Yeah, that and the car that rear-ended you.



  2. Paul
    September 16, 2011 3:11 pm

    The real life Cosmo Kramer.



  3. Lee
    September 16, 2011 3:24 pm

    Reality hits you hard, bro. Epic.



  4. Scott
    September 16, 2011 4:30 pm

    Haha, this is awesome. I like the follow-up question: “Was it crazy?” As if he might respond, “Nope, not crazy at all.”



  5. hello haha narf
    September 16, 2011 5:12 pm

    the folks cracking up in the background made that video even better



  6. Butcher's Dog
    September 16, 2011 6:05 pm

    “Reality hits you hard, bro” ranks right there with Dean Wormer’s comment that “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.” Really pretty hard to argue with the logic in either scenario.



  7. bluzdude
    September 16, 2011 6:29 pm

    I think those wires zapped him a little more than he let on.



  8. Dazee
    September 16, 2011 7:08 pm

    God, I think I work with this dude. ok, not really, but maybe his relative



  9. Lisa
    September 16, 2011 7:10 pm

    Right now, this video has 335 views.

    Your dad is getting really good at discovering future viral videos!



  10. Sam's Dog
    September 16, 2011 7:33 pm

    @ Butcher’s dog – While I agree that the logic involved is fairly ironclad, I’m still trying my best to prove Dean Wormer wrong.



  11. Aileen
    September 16, 2011 9:37 pm

    Hey, the Pirates are in LA – I think they may dropped Greg Brown off in Arizona en route.



  12. bucdaddy
    September 17, 2011 1:16 am

    Dude’s on something. Maybe meth mixed with Zima.



  13. johnaz6312
    September 17, 2011 3:44 pm

    Hey I’ve had a beer with this guy. You should see him when he’s drunk!!



  14. Jo Janoski
    September 18, 2011 7:01 am

    Next time you go for that extra cup of coffee, think of this guy…



  15. Greg
    September 18, 2011 11:00 am

    At least this guy has teeth! What is it about people around the Burgh that local newsmen always seem to find toothless people to be in their reports. Come on people, if you see the news truck outside, put your dentures in, or stay inside.



  16. LaReina
    September 19, 2011 9:42 am

    I’m guessing this was his first taste of reality (administered while he was relatively sober, anyway), which is why it hit him particularly hard.



  17. AngryMongo
    September 19, 2011 10:23 am

    Dramatic re-enactment by Chris Berman.



  18. Allie K.
    September 19, 2011 11:56 pm

    Welcome to Arizona, land of medical marijuana. Classy.



  19. johnaz6312
    September 23, 2011 12:10 am

    Hey I voted for Medical Marijuana. My doctor told me to do it!!



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  21. Kathy
    October 7, 2011 9:58 pm

    Hilarious