A man, not from Fayette County surprisingly, was charged with drunk lawn mower driving as he scooted down the middle of a road in Beaver County with a coffee mug full of beer.
First, now I don’t feel so bad about those times I’ve sipped wine from a coffee cup. Shut up.
“I’m drunk. Just take me home.”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
It’s like he’s never seen the shirts.
If you’re not going to support the stereotypes, then why have stereotypes at all?!
Next thing, we’ll find out he’s not even taser-resistant. THEN WHERE’S OUR GOD?!