The New Hollywood

So, we know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in town.

We can add to that Jennifer Lopez, Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler and Ryan Seacrest here for American Idol:

(Fox photo/Michael Becker)

Look how freaking beautiful our city is in the background.

And also just started filming in Pittsburgh this week is the new ABC Family musical Elixir starring Jane Seymour, Chelsea Kane, Drew Seeley and Tom Wopat (!). I wonder if they need any extras to dance awkwardly in the background. I could totally Elaine that.

Remaining to be seen is if Elixir is going to be as awesome as My Fake Fiance, Holiday in Handcuffs (not a porno), or Romancing the Bride, the A-list of made-for-TV movies against which I judge all other made-for-TV movies.

Yes, I’m that much of a dork.



  1. Suz
    September 30, 2011 2:15 pm

    If only the sun were shining beind the Idol judges, our city would look even more freaking beautiful.

  2. Steverino
    September 30, 2011 3:00 pm

    Idols! Celebrities!! Stars!!! Nice that the important things in life are making the news. I think that if any of these four had to talk about anything other than idols, celebrities, botox, personal assistants, and stars, they would be rendered speechless.

  3. unsatisfied
    September 30, 2011 4:16 pm

    THE tom wopat?

    as in “luke duke” tom wopat?


  4. Noelle
    September 30, 2011 10:30 pm

    Tom Wopat’s official website: (natch)

  5. bucdaddy
    October 1, 2011 1:13 am

    I have an irrational hatred for Jennifer Lopez. If she swan dived off that bridge I wouldn’t call River Patrol.

    Oh, and even at 60-something (and 1,047,496 in cocaine years), Steven Tyler is prettier.