- October 3, 2011
- filed under Ben Roethlisberger, Daniel Sepulveda, Mike Tomlin, Steelers, Troy Polamalu
You know it’s a bad game when the opposition has so many sacks, so many knock downs, so many hurries, so many things to be visibly happy about, that they have to invent new ways to celebrate.
After the standard kung fu kick celebrations and ball spiking celebrations and end zone group jump celebrations, they whipped out these bad boys:
They even managed to get their coach and some of the Steelers to take part in the movie reenactments!
It got so bad at one point that they became confused as to which celebration they were supposed to be doing:
He went from semi-lucid:
To Serene Branson:
And that’s all we’re going to talk about. I’m not going to go blow-by-blow.
This game sucked on a new level of suck previously undiscovered by scientists with PhDs in Suck. They watched this game and they were all, “EUREKA!”
Fs for everyone! Frowny face brownies made from cow poop for everyone! Stink-eyes for everyone! Putrid farts in the general direction of everyone!
Except you, Daniel. Let’s hug.