Tom Cruise and family, as you know, are in and out of town a lot these days, with sightings happening mostly in downtown and the North Hills areas of the city.
Rather than stalk the Cruise-Potter family (What? She’ll always be Joey Potter to me.) as they experience our city, you can just photoshop them into all sorts of awesome Burgh situations, which is what ‘DVE called for in their recent Tom Cruise Photoshop Contest and the results are HILARIOUS.
A few of my favorites shared with permission:
HAH! Tom Cruise WOULD take the pierogie race this seriously.
Black and yellow and manic!
Going to pee my pants.
Peeing my pants.
Looks like Tom may have “disrupted” the arena.
DELICIOUS NOMS MUST BE EATEN VIOLENTLY!
NOT THE EYEBROWS!
You have to go check out the whole gallery of over 250 photoshops of Tom Cruise doing Pittsburgh stuff. He’s a furry! He’s a construction worker! He’s a Penguin! He’s a Steeler! A zombie! Steely McBeam! Mister Rogers! Andy Warhol! Too short to ride Kennywood rides!
The list goes on and on.
I love the Internet.