There’s “What?” like “What day is this? Monday or Purple?”
There’s “WHAT?” like, “Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom?” “WHAT?”
And there’s “WUT?!” as in “Somebody stole a bridge. WUT?!”
I will first preface this by saying … NOT FAYETTE COUNTY! WUT?!
State police in New Castle are investigating the theft of an old steel bridge in a wooded area near the Pennsylvania Turnpike in North Beaver Township.
The bridge was 50-feet long and 20-feet wide and spanned a small creek which flows into the Mahoning River.
Someone stole a STEEL bridge. It wasn’t even a tiny wood bridge that couldn’t bear the weight of a stinkbug family. A STEEL BRIDGE. This is what it looked like:
(found via @adriennemcc on twitter)
I know what you’re thinking: WUT?!
But I think I know what happened. There are only two real possibilities here:
I’m going with number 2. The bridge is still there. We just can’t SEE IT on account of all the smoke and mirrors.
You gotta watch the KDKA video for Ken Rice’s dramatic pause before “an entire bridge” and then Ralph Iannotti’s face when he’s first on screen looking all, “SOMEONE STOLE A FREAKING BRIDGE. WUT?!”