So this is the space I would normally have What They’re Really Thinking: [insert something random here] Edition.
I would rehash the important parts of the game and probably talk about Daniel’s arm muscles, pictures permitting, and talk about my emotional state during the game.
But here’s the problem, for the first time in years, I missed a Steelers game.
Shut up, Duke. It was my kid’s birthday and that meant I spent all weekend running around doing fun family stuff and in between soccer games and football games and parties and fun and baking and family and friends, I didn’t see the game and I forgot to DVR it.
Rather than try to piece together the game from highlight video, I’m just going to skip this game’s WTRT and I hope you understand.
If you also missed the game, here’s what I’ve been able to put together, in a nutty nutshell:
BOOM! Bam! WOO! Mike Wallace! Rashard has wheels! Troy! Steelers RULE! Pittsburgh’s goin’ to the Super Bowl, here we go! [halftime] Um. Er. Oy. Huh? Oy. Ick. OMG. Puke. EEK! Whew.
There you go. We’re all caught up.
P.S. Someone tell Jonathan Scott he’s doing it wrong. I don’t know what he’s doing. I just know that’s not how you do it.