Win TWO Crazy Scary Tickets

Reader Laura in Austin, Texas has generously purchased FOUR crazy scary tickets and asked me to give them away. Laura is good people.

So two lucky readers are going to be randomly selected to win two free tickets to Crazy Scary’s RIP party and all the fun, games, drinks and prizes that entails!

To enter, simply leave a comment telling me how scared you are on a scale of one to MOMMY! of haunted houses in general.

I used to be a MOMMY!, but now I’m like a nine. So, you know, progress.

Good luck. will select two winners tonight at 9:00 p.m.


  1. ripney66
    October 17, 2011 12:14 pm

    Depends on whose with me. If I’m there with my husband, I can make him go in first and “protect” me, so I’m about a 3 or 4. If I’m there with friends, I’m a strong 8 or 9.

  2. Down Goes Staalsy
    October 17, 2011 12:23 pm

    I guess I’m about a 7-8. I’m pretty good at pretending I’m brave, but I die a little inside every time someone jumps out and startles me.

  3. Lindsay
    October 17, 2011 12:33 pm

    I’m usually about a 5…unless it’s clowns then I’m an MOMMY DADDY MARINES SOMEONE HELP ME OH MY GOSH IT’S GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!

  4. empirechick
    October 17, 2011 12:33 pm

    Is there something beyond mommy? Perhaps GRANDMOMMY! would be an option?

  5. Robin
    October 17, 2011 12:34 pm

    Depends on what has gone on earlier in my day. The happier I am, the more scared I am!

  6. spoon
    October 17, 2011 12:36 pm

    is BURGHBABY a level because she scares the bajeebus out of me

  7. Karyn
    October 17, 2011 12:39 pm

    I’m about a 6 or 7 if its a really good haunted house. My Fiancee is like a 2. He loves horror and gore so i’m usually forced to endure it no matter how scary or unscary it is.

  8. Barb
    October 17, 2011 12:40 pm

    If I’m stuck being first in the group, I’m a MOMMY! If I’m smart like I was on my first EVER visit, I’ll be the last of the group so the screams from the front of the line alert me. Even then, I’m still maybe a 6 or 7!

  9. ActionMax
    October 17, 2011 12:40 pm

    Since it’s been ages that I’ve been to one, I’d say a 4-5 range… but might get amped to 10 if my old age has advanced…

  10. lori taylor
    October 17, 2011 12:54 pm

    Im between tween girl and mommy scared, But my husband (the big mean looking dudeat with his tattoos and piercings) is off the charts to weeping in the corner scared! were supposed to go on Saturday but my 13yr old wrecked his quad and we ended up in urgent case for most of the night

  11. DG
    October 17, 2011 12:55 pm

    I’m a “NO WAY IN HELL”. Which I believe is beyond MOMMY!

  12. Spooky
    October 17, 2011 12:57 pm

    I used to be a “Holly h*ll I want my MOMMY!” but as a psychology project I decided to conquer that fear. So I volunteered to work in one. After several years working in one, meeting my husband there, and being proposed to by the “chainsaw freak”, I have a good appreciation for them and now I like to admire the artistry and figure out how things are done!

  13. Ali
    October 17, 2011 12:57 pm

    About 5, possibly more depending on the haunted house!!

  14. burghgal
    October 17, 2011 1:01 pm

    I used to be MOMMY until I worked at the haunted house in Station Square (looong time ago).. then you kinda know the inner workings… :)

  15. SteelCityMagnolia
    October 17, 2011 1:04 pm

    I am right up there at “NO WAY IN HELL” and probably more like “ABSOFREAKINLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL”. This is thanks to the fact that every haunted house, haunted trail, or haunted hayride I’ve ever been to has had a damned freaking ugly Stephen King It-Clown that managed to figure out my screaming-bloody-murder fear of clowns and trailed me all night long, jumping out at me from creepy dark places to the point that I spent the next week sleeping with all the lights on!!!

  16. Stephen
    October 17, 2011 1:11 pm

    I am somewhere between “driving through the tunnel at night” and “I accidentally stole the seat of Gary Roberts.”

  17. Ben
    October 17, 2011 1:14 pm

    If I’m with my wife or daughter, a 3 for manly reasons. By myself? 11.5

  18. Loran
    October 17, 2011 1:29 pm

    If my mommy is there, I’m only a 5

  19. efw_west
    October 17, 2011 1:49 pm

    moreso of scary movies than haunted houses, I’d say 1

  20. AngryMongo
    October 17, 2011 1:51 pm

    I’m at a “Step Off Bitch” most of the time, though they can startle you.

  21. Dia
    October 17, 2011 2:11 pm

    Probably about a 1 or 2, but only becuase I watch way too many horror movies.

  22. emstef23
    October 17, 2011 2:12 pm

    definitely a Mommy kind of scared….though I am betting my hubby is more of a Mommy Plus since I always ask each year if we can go to a haunted house (even though it scares me) – he ALWAYS shuts me down with a “hell no!”

  23. Kate's my name
    October 17, 2011 2:26 pm

    Lovelovelove haunted houses even though I am an 8!

  24. lisa
    October 17, 2011 2:43 pm

    Hmm before drinks or after??? I am a tough broad! maybe a nine and a half!

  25. wink
    October 17, 2011 2:47 pm

    I’m of the “sweet baby Jesus why did I let you talk me into this” scale… And that’s with a couple Zombitinis…

  26. Samantha
    October 17, 2011 3:27 pm

    I can be a scaredy cat when it comes to people jumping out at me and coming after me with blunt objects. I went to fright nights this past weekend and I wasnt that scared!!!

  27. oh please
    October 17, 2011 3:47 pm

    9.5, but my husband loves them!

  28. Tiffany Harkleroad
    October 17, 2011 4:10 pm

    I am normally a pretty solid 7, and I love it when a place is scary enough to get me to a 10. Scarehouse is a 10 for sure.

  29. Leslie
    October 17, 2011 4:23 pm

    MOMMY! My dumb husband is making me enter this. Because I’m scared to death of haunted houses, I’m certain this is one contest I will win. Then I will stab my husband for making me enter. Win! Are adult diapers included in this prize package?

  30. Suzie-Q
    October 17, 2011 7:08 pm

    My scare-ometer is my barometer…and it is always set on WIDE EYED sittin on the edge of my bed and I can’t sleep for days cause I’m soooo scared!!!

  31. Vicki
    October 17, 2011 7:22 pm

    I’m about an 8, I like them but I get scared really easily!!!

  32. Jessica
    October 17, 2011 7:38 pm

    I’m more of a “bring on the scary!” than anything else.

  33. enophiledude
    October 17, 2011 7:48 pm

    i am truly a girlie man at these things

  34. melissa
    October 17, 2011 7:49 pm

    help me I am a Mommy!!

  35. devon
    October 17, 2011 7:50 pm

    I am the Daddy!! i love these things..

  36. haley
    October 17, 2011 8:03 pm

    I get so scared!! so Mommy it is…

  37. Julie
    October 17, 2011 8:03 pm

    I am a total scaredy cat, but I’d love to give them to my best friend, who loves the horror…lol.

  38. Julie
    October 17, 2011 8:05 pm

    Oh, sorry, I don’t follow directions apparently. I’m past MOMMY! and into Holy #*$($#(*$&!!!!

  39. Alain
    October 17, 2011 8:05 pm

    I would say a 7…

  40. mitch
    October 17, 2011 8:13 pm

    I am about a 5, takes a lot to scare me

  41. Phyliss
    October 17, 2011 8:36 pm

    I think i am a 6, but this Scarehouse might just make me a Mommy

  42. Pittsburgh Tom
    October 17, 2011 8:45 pm

    I’m a 1, but my girlfriend is way past Mommy which is why I haven’t been to a haunted house this year.

  43. nycldenise
    October 17, 2011 10:13 pm

    Depends on the day – but I’ll go with 8