A fight between two Dormont-area neighbors ended when police said one of the men attacked the other with a shovel.
Police said the two men live along Pioneer Avenue and were drinking when they got into an argument.
The suspect, Rob Coates, told Channel 11 News that the other man grabbed a knife to try to get him to leave, so Coates said he grabbed a shovel to defend himself.
The neighbor told police Coates hit him with the shovel.
“I said, ‘Let’s just make some gyros and be cool,’” said Coates.
Make a note, Internet.
“Let’s just make some gyros and be cool” is the new “Can’t we all just get along.”
P.S. No, seriously. How do you pronounce gyro? I say JIE-ROH. Is that wrong? Shut up.