Crazy Scary pictures and japanese poop!

What They’re Really Thinking will be up later today. For now, Crazy Scary photo wrap-up! All photos, unless otherwise indicated, taken by and provided by the supremely talented Emily Palmer!

1. Scott Harbaugh and Cara Sapida from WPXI, and the freak from Jeepers Creepers.

Pretty sure Scott is trying to soul-suck that thing with his eyes. Or he’s currently getting his soul sucked out. RUN, SCOTT!

The Black Eyed Peas!

The girl on the right is now missing fistfuls of hair thanks to me grabbing it in fright during the haunt.

One of these things is not like the other …

One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Cathy realizes she’s holding a Huggabunch and she’s not happy because she HATES Huggabunches because she thinks they’re evil.

I didn’t agree with her until I saw this picture:

There’s definitely some soul-sucking devilism in those eyes.

Scott Harbaugh has to eat gross fishy crap:

It may have been actual fish crap. Who knows?

Rob Johnston explains to the crowd that Michelle and I are going to put a sticker on that fake zombie forehead:

Instead, they were jerks and this happened:

(From Gina’s twitter @scarletfire)

Inside, I’m still screaming JEEPERS MOTHEREFFING CREEPERS.

Here’s me eating Japanese poop:

That image is entitled japanesepoop.jpg so I’m going to know the second some weirdo lands on my blog by image-searching for “Japanese poop.” I guess I should have entitled it SUPER FUN SEXY JAPANESE POOP TIME.

Here’s Michelle getting hugged by a zombie which is hilarious because Michelle hates hugs as much as I hate Japanese poop:

You can mouse over that picture to see what I named it. I’M CATCHING ALL THE INTERNET WEIRDOS NOW.

All told, from your donations, tickets sold, and the generosity of the folks at the Scarehouse throwing in additional dollars, we raised $6,000 from Crazy Scary! That’s $3,000 going to Christmas Crazy and $3,000 in the Make Room for Kids pot over at the Mario Lemieux Foundation!

That is a huge success for Pittsburgh’s kids. It’s a fun event and I hope you’ll join us next year. We’re either calling it Crazy Scary 3.0 Tres de Trois the Third or Crazy Scary: SUPER FUN SEXY JAPANESE POOP TIME!

Decisions. Decisions. What’s your vote?


  1. Gina
    October 24, 2011 2:15 pm

    I love how my photo looks like you are taking his face in your hands for a romantic movie kiss.

  2. bluzdude
    October 24, 2011 2:39 pm

    This is yet another time that I reeeeeeally wish I lived in Pittsburgh.

    Also, I just learned that whenever you are blindfolded, you should just expect the worst. They don’t blindfold you for no reason.

  3. Cassie
    October 24, 2011 4:02 pm

    Zombies make me hot. NICE.

  4. Lisa J
    October 24, 2011 7:14 pm

    I only remember you and Michelle having to eat gummy bears and jelly beans. Somehow that seemed a little bit unfair to me. Funny, but unfair. Seriously though, congratulations on another successfull Scary Crazy. I can’t wait for next year.

  5. Carpetbagger
    October 25, 2011 12:24 pm

    Skimming blog posts is always dangerous. All I saw was “Make Room for Kids pot”!

    What are they raising money for?

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