What They’re Really Thinking is up. Just scroll down or click here and enjoy.
Mark Madden and Ryan Clark are having it out on Twitter in unreal fashion. You grab the popcorn, I’ll grab a couple bags of Sour Patch Kids and let’s sit back and enjoy the show!
I cut and paste it all for you and both accounts are the actual user accounts. All of this stems from this interview, I’m gathering, that Ryan Clark did with Andrew Fillipponi:
Andrew Fillipponi is joined live at Nakama by Steelers safety Ryan Clark. Ryan goes on the offensive against media types like Andrew who allegedly questioned if Troy’s concussion symptoms were a result of a head butt by Ryan.
Here we go! Twitter Fight, starring Mark Madden, Ryan Clark, Poor Spelling, and special guest cameos by DVE’s Randy Baumann and Heaven’s Jesus Christ. Directed by Immature Asshole and Produced by Raging Moron. Shot on location in my living room:
Show of hands: who loves Randy Baumann? [throws two hands up]
Aside: I haven’t listened to the interview, but I’m reading online that Ryan never used the word “retard.” Maybe he did. Someone let me know.
It sounds like Mark Madden’s egomaniacitis is flaring up a bit. Let’s just end it with Jesus.
P.S. Do you think maybe Mark Madden actually doesn’t know how to spell “good” and “would”?
P.P.S. I heard Britney Spears’ next song is entitled, “2Apologize 4Being an Ass.” True story.