No this isn’t a post about Hittsburgh.
Chill out. I am just kidding, Hittsburgh. Think of all these name mentions as free publicity. I ought to charge you ten cents for every time I type Hittsburgh. ($.30)
A Pittsburgh strip club that burnt down was denied permission to rebuild on account of I guess the strip club never really existed … or something. The news item confused me.
But this LOLzd me:
Smithbower has argued that he has a legal right to rebuilt and reopen the club known as Butta Bing.
I love it. It’s got the word Butt right in there. This is in contrast to other strip clubs that are much more vague with their names:
Cheerleaders. Could be a sports bar.
Blush. Could be wine bar.
Cricket Lounge: Could be a pub.
Beemers. Could be a bar where BMW owners hang out.
But Butta Bing? In your face, here’s a butt.
Screw the vauge names. I say strip clubs should have obvious names like Va-jay-YAY! or BEWBS or Bajingo Was Her Name Oh or Thongalicious or Hittsburgh! ($.40)
P.S. Please don’t start commenting in defense of Hittsburgh ($.50! I’ll send you a bill). I am just TEASING.
P.P.S. Have fun explaining the BEWBS charge on your credit card to your wife.