If you haven’t seen it yet, the ESPN Terrible Towel commercial, the one for which ESPN requested images and video of the Towel in places all over the world, is on YouTube and it is so full of … what’s better than awesomeness? Have we invented that word yet? And not epicness because that’s been watered down too.
Astoundtacularness? Miraculadazzlingness? Stupendous?
Some stupendous things to watch for on your second go-through:
Hines Ward at :14 (and then he took his Metamucil).
Wiz and DJ Bonics at :17. Someday I’m going to meet Wiz and pull his pants up. Call it a DE-pantsing.
Lady in a freaking shark cage at :22. She wins.
Space at :25. HE WINS.
Space, mothereffers. SPACE. Try and beat that. Your only hope is to get video of Myron Cope twirling the Towel in heaven.
Then you win the Internet.
(h/t My Dad)