Beast.

I have this problem where when I become obsessed with something I just take that ball of obsession and I run with it to the end of the earth. See “Adams, Bryan” and “Zima.”

This day, I’m obsessed with finding pictures of Zdeno Chara of the Boston Bruins, that MONSTER I discovered in this Random n’at, in which he makes regular-sized people look positively Lilliputian in stature.

IT IS SO FUN!

Monster crotch-punches tiny man:

Tiny man tries to bite monster’s knee:

Tiny goalie is happy for the monster’s help:

HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH!:

Zdeno Chara and Nathan Gerbe

Monster wonders why the pesky flea won’t leave him alone:

Monster farts in tiny man’s general direction:

Giant bunny wants giant carrot:

This seriously needs to be someone’s Tumblr.

Also, ahem. [GOOGLY EYES!!!!!!] (kinda NSFW)


 





20 Comments

  1. Noelle
    November 16, 2011 2:26 pm

    OMG, I opened your nekid link just as this older woman was sneaking up behind me to tell me she was going to the bank and we both just laughed until we cried.



  2. lipreadergalore
    November 16, 2011 2:35 pm

    Why does he play hockey and not basketball?!



  3. bucdaddy
    November 16, 2011 2:37 pm

    Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a Canadieum.



  4. MN
    November 16, 2011 2:45 pm

    Chara scares me.



  5. Butcher's Dog
    November 16, 2011 3:09 pm

    Puck still stays on the ice, for the most part, doesn’t it? Still, that’s what we’ll have to deal with sometime this coming spring. Never too early to start bringin’ the hate, people.

    Relax, Hittsburgh. We don’t mean you this time.



  6. Cassie
    November 16, 2011 3:20 pm

    I love the guy in the background of the first photo. Looks like he crapped his pants.



  7. spoon
    November 16, 2011 4:09 pm

    his momma took giraffe roids when she was preggers



  8. WIMom
    November 16, 2011 4:57 pm

    It almost doesn’t seem fair that he can play hockey. Scary. If I saw him flying down the ice towards me, I would just give him the puck and race the other way.



  9. Jen
    November 16, 2011 4:58 pm

    Conversely, if you google pictures of Steve Sullivan, everyone else looks Chara-sized.



  10. Scott
    November 16, 2011 5:02 pm

    Menfolk, don’t click on the Googly-Eyes link.



  11. Rick
    November 16, 2011 6:51 pm

    Chara’s a favorite of my friends and I. It’s hilarious to us to pretend Chara talks like the incredible Hulk. “CHARA SMASH!”



  12. redram1
    November 16, 2011 7:54 pm

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!

    @2 lipreadergalore, Because hockey is sport for men and basketball is a sport for sissies.



  13. bucdaddy
    November 17, 2011 1:38 am

    Scott, Now you tell me. I can’t unsee that.



  14. Moxie Bestos
    November 17, 2011 9:39 am

    I love how when I mouse over the googly eyes photo of Chara, my mouse pointer turns into a magnifying glass. As if any of those man’s parts are small enough that I should need one. Even his pores and hair follicles are huge.



  15. red pen mama
    November 17, 2011 11:46 am

    How tall is Chara? Seriously, don’t make me look it up.

    I may start watching Bruins games just to see him skate. My goodness. He looks.. well, yeah, a little unnatural, and if I saw him skating toward me I would skate the other way screaming.

    I would also love to take a picture of him with my children clustered around his ankles.



  16. unsatisfied
    November 17, 2011 12:59 pm

    in that last pic, he looks like a really tall bottle of pepto bismol.



  17. Silica
    November 17, 2011 4:10 pm

    My mind keeps trying to put my husband (very tall, but not this tall) in a picture next to Chara and it is boggling over how even he would look diminutive in stature.



  18. Ug Lee
    November 18, 2011 1:03 pm

    He kinda reminds me of the rabbit in Donnie Darko in that costume.
    Also, this post is inspiring me to see if I can find a pic of Chara next to Martin St. Louis.



  19. DownGoesStaalsy
    November 21, 2011 2:28 pm

    I am so glad that someone shares my love of seeing Chara making everyone else in the world look puny! It never fails to crack me up and your captions brought on some giggles. Seeing him matched up with Martin St. Louis is particularly priceless.



  20. DownGoesStaalsy
    November 21, 2011 2:30 pm

    @ Ug Lee – isn’t that Chara with St. Louis in the second to last picture in this post? It looks like his face, anyway.