A picture snapped an hour ago and a note from my brother-in-law, Muchacho, this fine morning:
“His nose is fine, ladies.”
Whew. What a badass.
P.S. If you missed it, Kris Letang’s nose was basically removed from his nose region, placed on his cheek, and then shifted back to his nose region. Video here.
P.P.S. You know you’re getting old when you see that happen and instead of getting all “Sexhair got hurt. I should like to lovingly comfort Sexhair while surrounded by candlelight, resting his boo-boo on my bosom” you get all “[MAMA BEAR ROAR] I WILL RIP THE THROAT OUT OF THE ASSHOLE WHO MADE THAT POOR KID BLEED!”
P.P.P.S. Bonus points to the ladies who went to BOTH of those places in the space of ten seconds.