Anger Management Fail

A road rage incident on the Parkway East, that miserable son of a bitch, ended in one man brandishing a knife, kicking the door of the other driver and screaming, “I’ll kill you!”

Gosh, I hope he used his Achmed the Dead Terrorist voice when he said it.

The man who did the threatening and kicking, which was heard by 911, is being charged with terroristic threats, prohibitive offensive weapon, harassment and disorderly conduct, and actually said this to WTAE, on camera, completely serious:

“Who doesn’t threaten to kill somebody who tries to wreck into them?” Sade said.

Um … [raises hand].

That’s like saying, “Who DOESN’T rob a bank to pay their mortgage?”

“Who DOESN’T punch their girlfriend when she sasses them?”

“Who DOESN’T wear Hittsburgh when they want to rock something to the fullest?”

[salutes the dead horse]

Hittsburgh owes me like two dollars by now.





12 Comments

  1. Butcher's Dog
    December 2, 2011 11:44 am

    The sad part here is that there are those walking among us who would say, or who have said, all three of Ginny’s examples. Possibly in consecutive breaths.



  2. Butcher's Dog
    December 2, 2011 11:46 am

    Oh, and by the way, it’s coo-pons and peh-cahns. Just sayin’.



  3. bucdaddy
    December 2, 2011 11:57 am

    CUE-pons and PEE-cans.

    Just to be contrary.



  4. Christina
    December 2, 2011 12:26 pm

    Amazing.

    But uhmm … I really like that Pirates hat. It’s a nice one.



  5. Andy T.
    December 2, 2011 12:33 pm

    Who doesn’t rock their fashion sense like the long lost love child of Eddie Vedder and Ray Lewis?



  6. TripleC
    December 2, 2011 12:50 pm

    Founder of Occupy Churchill? Just representin’.



  7. SteelCityMagnolia
    December 2, 2011 1:03 pm

    I sure hope this guy didn’t get any $$$ from that armored truck. Because he doesn’t do well at hiding his guilt… I can just see him when the cop knocks on his door “Did you take money from the moneyrain on Rt 19????” “Uh, Doesn’t EVERYONE take money when they see it falling from the sky???”

    And what do you mean it’s not CUE-pons and PEE-cans…. You mean I’ve said it wrong all my life???? (slapping forehead) Damn….



  8. JohnnyBCool
    December 2, 2011 2:37 pm

    What would you do? Especially when the guy was trying wreck his Maxima. He likes his Maxima.



  9. Mike S.
    December 2, 2011 3:01 pm

    I don’t know about you, but I never mess with someone who wears RCA cables for a necklace.



  10. DanW
    December 2, 2011 3:02 pm

    Speaking of pronunciation, are we sure Sade isn’t “Shar-Day”, like the 80’s singer?



  11. jmarinara
    December 5, 2011 11:00 am

    Ginny,

    This is selective journalism. What? You FORGOT there was a Maxima involved? Come on Ginny, you’re just being biased right there.



  12. Alison
    December 6, 2011 5:31 pm

    “Who DOESN’T wear Hittsburgh when they want to rock something to the fullest?”

    I LOLed.