A road rage incident on the Parkway East, that miserable son of a bitch, ended in one man brandishing a knife, kicking the door of the other driver and screaming, “I’ll kill you!”
Gosh, I hope he used his Achmed the Dead Terrorist voice when he said it.
The man who did the threatening and kicking, which was heard by 911, is being charged with terroristic threats, prohibitive offensive weapon, harassment and disorderly conduct, and actually said this to WTAE, on camera, completely serious:
“Who doesn’t threaten to kill somebody who tries to wreck into them?” Sade said.
Um … [raises hand].
That’s like saying, “Who DOESN’T rob a bank to pay their mortgage?”
“Who DOESN’T punch their girlfriend when she sasses them?”
“Who DOESN’T wear Hittsburgh when they want to rock something to the fullest?”
[salutes the dead horse]
Hittsburgh owes me like two dollars by now.