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« With further apologies to Dave Barry
City Paper Best of 2011 »
Dear God, the EGG NOG THIEF!
Once the Egg Nog Thief joins up with the Rogue Tree Pruner, the Petunia Desperado, the Sharply Dressed Penny Thief and the One-Legged Wheelchair Bandit, we are so screwed.
Maybe Tom Cruise can save us.
December 7, 2011 12:59 pm
I blame this all on Batman leaving town. Hopefully they’ll all be caught if he comes back for a re-shoot.
December 7, 2011 1:01 pm
Agree with Mark. Hard.
December 7, 2011 1:14 pm
I think you’re thinking that Tom Cruise has more skillz then he actually does. Wee little man!
December 7, 2011 2:02 pm
Who would lead that band of desperados? The Dread Lord Zober? Another of Lukey’s minions? Congress? Tune in again next week for another thrilling episode.
December 7, 2011 3:22 pm
My wife works for the PLCB, and they cannot give that disgusting booze-infused egg nog away. Half of the stuff you see in the stores has been sitting in the warehouse since last Christmas.
December 7, 2011 3:27 pm
Don’t forget about the Thieving Vampire Prostitute.
December 7, 2011 3:37 pm
Although I still haven’t had eggnog, it definitely wasn’t me.
December 7, 2011 4:46 pm
A new what in town? I thought (vaude)villians were, like, so 1920s.
Come to think of it, so’s Pittsburgh.
December 8, 2011 9:44 am
We have our own Legion of Doom! Now we need the Justice League of the Burgh! Dibs on Green Lantern!
December 8, 2011 9:53 am
Ya forgot to represent the Ninja’s~! throws ninja warrior signs……….blam
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