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A new villian in town.

Dear God, the EGG NOG THIEF!

Once the Egg Nog Thief joins up with the Rogue Tree Pruner, the Petunia Desperado, the Sharply Dressed Penny Thief and the One-Legged Wheelchair Bandit, we are so screwed.

Maybe Tom Cruise can save us.





10 Comments

  1. Mark
    December 7, 2011 12:59 pm

    I blame this all on Batman leaving town. Hopefully they’ll all be caught if he comes back for a re-shoot.



  2. Niki
    December 7, 2011 1:01 pm

    Agree with Mark. Hard.



  3. Noelle
    December 7, 2011 1:14 pm

    I think you’re thinking that Tom Cruise has more skillz then he actually does. Wee little man!



  4. Butcher's Dog
    December 7, 2011 2:02 pm

    Who would lead that band of desperados? The Dread Lord Zober? Another of Lukey’s minions? Congress? Tune in again next week for another thrilling episode.



  5. Scott
    December 7, 2011 3:22 pm

    My wife works for the PLCB, and they cannot give that disgusting booze-infused egg nog away. Half of the stuff you see in the stores has been sitting in the warehouse since last Christmas.



  6. Patti
    December 7, 2011 3:27 pm

    Don’t forget about the Thieving Vampire Prostitute.



  7. Woy
    December 7, 2011 3:37 pm

    Although I still haven’t had eggnog, it definitely wasn’t me.



  8. bucdaddy
    December 7, 2011 4:46 pm

    A new what in town? I thought (vaude)villians were, like, so 1920s.

    Come to think of it, so’s Pittsburgh.



  9. Rich D
    December 8, 2011 9:44 am

    We have our own Legion of Doom! Now we need the Justice League of the Burgh! Dibs on Green Lantern!



  10. lisa
    December 8, 2011 9:53 am

    Ya forgot to represent the Ninja’s~! throws ninja warrior signs……….blam