Part three of the Steelers holiday carols is up, this one featuring the offensive line and quarterbacks as well as the defensive backs.
First up, we have Benny leading a chorus of “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” and as per usual it is a suckfest of suck with no one really knowing the lyrics by heart.
In the words of Simon Cowell, “If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would be stoning you.”
Also, my daughter watched this video with me and when the camera panned across and got to here, she pointed and asked, “Is that daddy?”
I laughed because my dark-skinned Mexican husband does vaguely have that look about him when he hasn’t shaved.
Then the camera panned to here and she pointed and asked, “Is that daddy?”
And then it dawned on me. She either thinks I am a giant slut, or she doesn’t have a clue what the word “daddy” means.
Next up, the defensive backs are singing “Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto” and IT IS AWESOME!
I mean Simon Cowell would tell them they have the “X” factor and Paula would be all [ecstatic drunken seal clap].
I don’t care if they release a video tomorrow of Coach Tomlin singing “Oh, Holy Night” with Jackie Evancho and the ghost of Myron Cope, the defensive backs WIN.