Note to me: You spelled villain correctly this time. Have a cookie.
Other than the recent rash of home invasions, which, MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS, Pittsburgh is pretty safe and our villains would probably bore a regular superhero to tears.
Superhero: [sigh] “God, Giles! What do you mean the One-Legged Wheelchair Bandit robbed another store? Didn’t I just aggressively roll that guy away yesterday?“
Well, joining the Rogue Tree Pruner, the Petunia Desperado, the Sharply-Dressed Penny Thief, the One-Legged Wheelchair Bandit, and the Egg Nog Thief, we have … drum roll …
This dude shows up with a semi-automatic weapon, quietly robs you, apologizing the entire time, and then thanks you before he leaves.
And you thought chivalry was dead.