Yeah, I hear you whining. “I hate these lists. I don’t want to read a recap or a ‘best-of’ list or wah wah wah.”
Call the wahmbulance and suck on this: A look back at 2011 on That’s Church.
Did I say “suck it” yet? Because, SUCK IT.
— Ben Roethlisberger gets engaged and I go all BLLLLLLL on the local media.
— The Steelers play the Ravens and I get scared and go all “Hell hath no fury like a Pittsburgh blogger desirous of Tom Brady’s balls on a stick.” There’s a connection.
—What They’re Really Thinking: Shit List Edition. Gotta admit, that second picture made me LOL. I can be a funny bitch when I want to be. This is also the first appearance of RANDOM DUDE NAMED BROWN. That dude just won his team’s MVP award. Wow.
— I got lost in Giant Eagle and OMG did I go OFF ON THOSE BITCHES.
— What They’re Really Thinking: AFC Championship Edition. I LOL’d again. I AM a funny bitch! I AM! Also, sorry no WTRT after last week’s game. It was Christmas Eve Day. I barely watched that game.
— The Steelers go to the Super Bowl, and the strip clubs. Bow-chicka-bow.
—What They’re Really Thinking: Super Bowl XLV Edition. Sad panda. But boy, that Christina Aguilera … WTF was she smoking?
— I start getting excited for Pirates ball. WTF was I smoking?
— An EMT gets her job back and I EXPLODE.
— I discover Fabian lives in Pittsburgh and I FREAK THE EFF OUT.
— Punxsutawney Phil was in a parade and he played possum.
— A tornado touches down in Hempfield and some yinzer dude caught in on tape in a glorious yinzer accent.
— I really really regret admitting I’m a republican.
— My brother-in-law caught a foul ball and CHANGED THE WORLD.
— Make Room for Kids 2.0 rolls out, outfitting the Frequent Fliers ward at Children’s Hospital.
— Don’t piss Dave Bondy off, people. He will whip his phone at you!
— Rashard goes all stupid on Twitter and I go crazy mad.
— My graduation party picture displays some amazing hair and my mother’s atrocious decorating skills.
— The Pirates are playing .514 ball on May 9, 2011 and I celebrate with Psych.
— My husband and BIL try to assemble a Cozy Coupe Car and hell breaks loose. This post was hit a lot this Christmas.
— Free range diaper-clad toddler take over the streets.
— Drunk Amish are kinda funny.
— I tear both of my carotid arteries (yes, we now know I tore both, which is SUPER RARE. Blockage of 50% in one and 65% in the other) and take a medical leave.
Later, we’ll look at July through December.