I guess we have to talk about this … this … putrescence, don’t we?
The Pens lost.
The Flyers [patooie!] [stabs the Jaromir Jagr voodoo doll in the adorable damn dimples] won.
And freaking Jaromir Jagr scored a goal.
Here’s his goal. Try not to puke too violently while you watch it:
See how he skates over there and salutes someone, which is his standard goal celebration?
Guess who he chose to salute?
THE KNITTING LADY!
Guess what she did back to him?
She wins. She wins the Internet today. She wins hockey. She wins it all.
Had that been me in that chair when this happened, I would either have done some of this or gone all [BOOBS] on him.
Who can know?
God, I hate/love that gorgeous, miserable, traitorous son of a bitch.