Dear Grandma, you had me until “pointy hat.”
A Fayette County grandmother said she’s no marijuana grower, just a woman who wanted something that would look pretty next to her tomatoes. A jury cleared Alberta Kelley, 67, of drug possession and manufacture charges on Wednesday after she told them she simply tossed a handful of seeds into her garden after a bearded stranger gave them to her.
Investigators said they found seven well-cultivated, four-foot marijuana plants behind her home.But Kelley claimed she didn’t know what she was growing. She said she’d been given the seeds by a stranger in a pointy hat who told her they were flower seeds.
Let’s Google “pointy hats” and see what kind of people actually wear pointy hats and beards:
This is Fayette County we’re talking about, so I’m going with the garden gnome.