Luke Steelerstahl does the Tebow to pay back a bet to Denver’s mayor:
Oh, to be on the inside of Lukey’s brain during prayer:
“… And make me mayor for life and please make Ben ask me to join him on the next Benapalooza and please make Anne Hathaway return my phone calls and please have Tom Cruise accept my offer to have dinner at his place and please let me find a sweet dime-piece shorty the next time I’m blowin’ up the South Side and please show me who has been stealing my juice boxes out of the fridge at work and please help me decide on my DJ name. Hizzoner Master Lil Lukey Ray Ray is nice, but Hizzy L Rave is kinda nice too and please make the Dread Lord stop scaring me with his freaky cackling and please let me win Go Fish next time and …”
Yes, in my mind, Mayor Luke is somewhere between a child and a really white rapper.