A prayerful moment.

Luke Steelerstahl does the Tebow to pay back a bet to Denver’s mayor:

Oh, to be on the inside of Lukey’s brain during prayer:

“… And make me mayor for life and please make Ben ask me to join him on the next Benapalooza and please make Anne Hathaway return my phone calls and please have Tom Cruise accept my offer to have dinner at his place and please let me find a sweet dime-piece shorty the next time I’m blowin’ up the South Side and please show me who has been stealing my juice boxes out of the fridge at work and please help me decide on my DJ name. Hizzoner Master Lil Lukey Ray Ray is nice, but Hizzy L Rave is kinda nice too and please make the Dread Lord stop scaring me with his freaky cackling and please let me win Go Fish next time and …”

Yes, in my mind, Mayor Luke is somewhere between a child and a really white rapper.

[throws signs]

Stupid Steelers.





14 Comments

  1. Cnik
    January 10, 2012 3:16 pm

    Photoshop contest time!



  2. Scott
    January 10, 2012 3:29 pm

    …and please forgive me for wearing cheap, square-toed shoes as I know how LAME they are…

    Get some taste, Luke.



  3. Rachel
    January 10, 2012 3:45 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahaha



  4. KGC
    January 10, 2012 3:47 pm

    ..and please forgive me for ever doubting Ginny and her wisdom..

    BTW, The Boy Mayor should have done this from one of the observation decks on Mt. Washington. A beautiful day shot of the City..



  5. AngryMongo
    January 10, 2012 4:00 pm

    please someone ‘shop’ one of those garbage cans in the background.



  6. Yes The Town Is Called State College
    January 10, 2012 4:02 pm

    I was expecting something along the lines of, “…and forgive me for not wearing Hittsburgh gear in violation of Your Holy Endorsement Contract…”



  7. Leanne
    January 10, 2012 4:05 pm

    Haha, I’m so glad someone else calls him Luke Steelerstahl, I thought I was the only one! This made my day.



  8. suzie-Q
    January 10, 2012 4:35 pm

    and one last thing I would like to say dear God, “THAT’S CHURCH”
    you know he said it!!!!



  9. Rick
    January 10, 2012 5:56 pm

    You know, I make that same face when I’m in the midst of an ice cream headache.



  10. Dana
    January 10, 2012 9:07 pm

    I prefer Luke Attentionwhorenstahl, but I guess that wouldn’t be appropriate for this post since he’s ALWAYS going to be Mayor Attentionwhorenstahl.

    Also, “please let me find a sweet dime-piece shorty the next time I’m blowin’ up the South Side” is such an awesome line.



  11. Virginia Hendricks
    January 10, 2012 10:12 pm

    He should have done like a co-worker of my husband’s. In front of the scientology store front.



  12. aunt penny
    January 11, 2012 1:55 am

    and thank-you Washington Post for naming Pittsburgh the new ‘IN’ city for 2012, cause now I am the new ‘In’ mayor and maybe Anne will call now…………..



  13. bucdaddy
    January 11, 2012 9:13 am

    Don’t blame me, Pittsburgh, YOU voted for him.



  14. spoon
    January 11, 2012 11:50 am

    I hope New England’s D rips his fraking head off. I’m so tired of hearing about the pose and I want everyone doing it in public to bite a curb.

    Can’t we just go back to iJustine setting trends by bopping around on You Tube

    @bucdaddy we blame you for everything. get used to it :)