After decades of adoration, we finally will have an actual physical altar at which to worship Le Magnifique, which is French for “Mario, will you marry me? Circle one. Yes or No.”
The Pittsburgh Penguins announced today that a statue honoring the career and achievements of the hockey legend and Hall-of-Famer will be unveiled on March 7.
The statue, called “Le Magnifique,” will be located in the plaza just outside of the Trib Total Media Gate to the CONSOL Energy Center.
I’ll need to consult my Bible to be sure, but I assume burnt offerings of torched Ovechkin jerseys are acceptable sacrifice?
What about pigeons afire?