A new villain in town

Joining the Rogue Tree Pruner, the Petunia Desperado, the Sharply-Dressed Penny Thief, the One-Legged Wheelchair Bandit, the Egg Nog Thief, and the Soft-Spoken Robber we have …

This local crime posse we’re building here has the potential to become the funniest Saturday Night Live skit of all time, especially if we get a Hard-of-Hearing Pickpocket who would be all “I can’t understand a damn word the Soft-Spoken Robber and the Toothless Woman say!”





14 Comments

  1. bucdaddy
    January 25, 2012 11:10 am

    This is a job for Tarantino and Wiig.



  2. AngryMongo
    January 25, 2012 11:53 am

    Almost shades of The Barrymore Gang.



  3. Monty
    January 25, 2012 12:02 pm

    Did they send the canine unit after her?



  4. Scott
    January 25, 2012 12:03 pm

    Advertising rates based on page visits = frequent posts. Go girl.



  5. JMetheny
    January 25, 2012 1:38 pm

    So that’s what they mean by “taking a bite outa crime”.



  6. unsatisfied
    January 25, 2012 2:06 pm

    can’t blame it on her being bi-molar.



  7. Butcher's Dog
    January 25, 2012 2:09 pm

    And here I thought the “name Bennie’s wang” postings were bad.



    • bucdaddy
      January 26, 2012 12:57 pm

      Oh, it’s about to get much worse.

      A thief with no teef?

      Why, this is clearly a case of …

      wait for it …

      waaaaaait …

      armed slobbery.*

      *–h/t bucdaughter



  8. suzie-Q
    January 25, 2012 6:21 pm

    If you would add a few lines to this post about the Donora woman running naked through the streets of Monongahela you could title this “Grin and Bare It”

    ….Grew up in Donora, now live in Waynesburg and not related to either woman. I did however call my mom to make sure she had her teeth in, was at home, and dressed!!!!