Backyard ball with Jerome Bettis

Thanks to Dooce, I recently discovered the videos of Tripp and Tyler, AKA The Don’t Be That Guy guys. Their video called “Shit Nobody Says” is the most perfect thing ever.

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“How can I make papyrus my default font?”

“I wish there was more WNBA on television.”

“My Bazooka gum still has flavor!”

Although, really, that should be “Fruit Stripe Gum” which holds its flavor like a feather holds a space ship.

Anyway, so I spent some time going through their amazing videos like their portrayal of various awkward runners, things you can’t do when you’re NOT in a swimming pool, and more.

And I also found this video of theirs featuring Jerome Bettis from 2010 and it is hilarious.

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I miss those old style block numbers. The Steelers should go back to those.

Also, I just thought of something else nobody ever says!

“I rock my Hittsburgh gear to the fullest.”


  1. Sue
    February 1, 2012 10:02 am

    The swimming pool video (followed up with the things you can’t do if you’re not a dog) had me in tears…..a thousand thank you’s for posting this!

  2. burgher-licious
    February 1, 2012 10:28 am

    This one made me laugh so hard I cried….my day is now consumed by watching these videos – thanks for sharing! Things You CAN’T Do When You’re NOT a Dog:

  3. PA Girl in VA
    February 1, 2012 10:47 am

    OMG the dog one is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The tears are just pouring out of my eyes!!!

  4. Jim W.
    February 1, 2012 12:42 pm

    why do i not know those guys?? They’re FUNNY.

  5. Gary
    February 1, 2012 6:22 pm

    I’m with you on the block numbers. I always thought changing them brought on quite a few years of lousy football.