This is Phil of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania (pronounced Ponx-soo-TWAY-nee in Mexico), who predicts the arrival of spring with 100 percent accuracy according to the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club (LIARS!):
And this is Jimmy of Prairie, Wisconsin, who has predicted the arrival of spring for the past 64 years with a reported 80 percent accuracy:
It would appear, Internet, that we have TWO weather-predicting groundhogs in America and no clear answer as to who is the real authority. There is only one way to settle this matter.
Where can we get two tiny pairs of nunchucks?