An Irish* Proverb
May the wind be at your back.
May the road rise to meet you.
And may your 15 minutes of fame never mean the local news station placing a descriptor below your name reading “FOUND PURPLE SQUIRREL.”
1. Dramatic purple squirrel is dramatic!
2. Ravens fan? Kill it with fire?
3. This is what happens when The Care Bears and The Chipmunks don’t practice safe sex. [Care Bear whore stare]
4. Dramatic Purple Squirrels? BAND NAME.
5. David Highfield. Rockin’ the jeans. Get on with your bad self. [snap snap]
*Not really, doofus.