47 pictures

In the interest of not boring you to death, here are some photo subjects I have not posted 47 pictures of for your viewing pleasure:

— Valentine’s Day flowers

— My kid’s science project

— My kids

— A banana

— A passive aggressive note hanging in the office at Las Velas

However, we’ve waited long enough and it’s time to show you something else I took 47 pictures of.

Would you like to see 47 pictures of my new Moo Minicards? Which I ordered because I got tired of people I meet asking me for my email address and I’m all, “Do you have a scrap of paper or some bare flesh I could write it on for you?”

Problem solved!

Flowers and Moo Cards 029

Flowers and Moo Cards 035

Flowers and Moo Cards 036

Flowers and Moo Cards 039

Flowers and Moo Cards 037

Flowers and Moo Cards 038

Flowers and Moo Cards 034

Your new goal in life? Get handed an “I just self-united to you” card.

If I hand you a jagoff card? You can interpret that any way you wish.


  1. hello haha narf
    February 21, 2012 2:52 pm

    LOVE the choices you picked! so cute.
    and i know you want to self unite to me, but i forbid it so keep the card.

  2. Kristin
    February 21, 2012 3:11 pm

    Love them! Can’t pick a favorite, although “jagoffs make me stabby” is definitely a contender…

  3. Jen
    February 21, 2012 3:11 pm

    oh my gosh these are awesome. I love it!!!

  4. Rachel Palmieri
    February 21, 2012 3:27 pm

    Those are so frakkin’ awesome. And that, my friend, is church.

  5. Jessica
    February 21, 2012 3:40 pm

    Love them! Moo Minicards are my favorite!!

  6. Lauryn
    February 21, 2012 3:50 pm

    Those are pretty sweet. I think I’d be stoked to get any of them.

  7. Josh
    February 21, 2012 4:21 pm

    FYI http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/47_(number) read the section about as an in-joke

  8. Suburban Nor'Side Girl
    February 21, 2012 7:48 pm

    Really makes me wish a had a reason for business cards.

  9. Butcher's Dog
    February 21, 2012 9:44 pm

    I think I speak for both bucdaddy and spoon in saying that we’ll look for our “self-uniting” cards in the mail for the next couple of weeks. In case, you know, you get busy and run out of stamps.

  10. bucdaddy
    February 22, 2012 12:50 am

    I’ll be at Las Velas for our self-uniting ceremony April 5, sometime after the game ends, give or take an hour depending on who’s playing the Hall of Fame Club after.

    Hey, sometimes it’s Joe Grushecky, which doesn’t get more Pittsburgh. I know you’ll understand.

  11. Magus Patris
    February 22, 2012 9:17 am

    Woohoo! Gota “Jagoffs Make Me Stabby” card last night. I think it will be the Honus Wagner of business cards!

  12. SteelCityMagnolia
    February 22, 2012 9:25 am

    Hmmm… thinking I could use a whole case of “Jagoffs Make Me Stabby” cards…. It’s been that kind of week!!!!

  13. Butcher's Dog
    February 22, 2012 12:10 pm

    The Children of the Corn Run Amok posting can serve as the explanatory note for the Jagoffs Make Me Stabby card, in case someone doesn’t understand.

  14. Clare
    February 22, 2012 9:36 pm

    i couldn’t stop myself and how have some of my own… and as a displaced ‘burgher i want to thank you for making my days better when i miss home (i wish i could hand a jag off card to half on NY… and them actually get it)

  15. Brett
    February 24, 2012 2:52 am

    Great cards! My goal is to get to Pittsburgh to be able to be handed any one of them :)

    You should do some of those as t-shirts! Especially the “JAGOFFS MAKE ME STABBY” one !!

    Keep up the great work.