In the interest of not boring you to death, here are some photo subjects I have not posted 47 pictures of for your viewing pleasure:
— Valentine’s Day flowers
— My kid’s science project
— My kids
— A banana
— A passive aggressive note hanging in the office at Las Velas
However, we’ve waited long enough and it’s time to show you something else I took 47 pictures of.
Would you like to see 47 pictures of my new Moo Minicards? Which I ordered because I got tired of people I meet asking me for my email address and I’m all, “Do you have a scrap of paper or some bare flesh I could write it on for you?”
Your new goal in life? Get handed an “I just self-united to you” card.
If I hand you a jagoff card? You can interpret that any way you wish.