47 pictures

In the interest of not boring you to death, here are some photo subjects I have not posted 47 pictures of for your viewing pleasure:

– Valentine’s Day flowers

– My kid’s science project

– My kids

– A banana

– A passive aggressive note hanging in the office at Las Velas

However, we’ve waited long enough and it’s time to show you something else I took 47 pictures of.

Would you like to see 47 pictures of my new Moo Minicards? Which I ordered because I got tired of people I meet asking me for my email address and I’m all, “Do you have a scrap of paper or some bare flesh I could write it on for you?”

Problem solved!

Your new goal in life? Get handed an “I just self-united to you” card.

If I hand you a jagoff card? You can interpret that any way you wish.

21 comments on this post.
  1. hello haha narf:

    LOVE the choices you picked! so cute.
    and i know you want to self unite to me, but i forbid it so keep the card.

  2. Kristin:

    Love them! Can’t pick a favorite, although “jagoffs make me stabby” is definitely a contender…

  3. Jen:

    oh my gosh these are awesome. I love it!!!

  4. Rachel Palmieri:

    Those are so frakkin’ awesome. And that, my friend, is church.

  5. Jessica:

    Love them! Moo Minicards are my favorite!!

  6. Lauryn:

    Those are pretty sweet. I think I’d be stoked to get any of them.

  7. Josh:

    FYI http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/47_(number) read the section about as an in-joke

  8. Suburban Nor'Side Girl:

    Really makes me wish a had a reason for business cards.

  9. Gina:

    I love them!

  10. Butcher's Dog:

    I think I speak for both bucdaddy and spoon in saying that we’ll look for our “self-uniting” cards in the mail for the next couple of weeks. In case, you know, you get busy and run out of stamps.

  11. bucdaddy:

    I’ll be at Las Velas for our self-uniting ceremony April 5, sometime after the game ends, give or take an hour depending on who’s playing the Hall of Fame Club after.

    Hey, sometimes it’s Joe Grushecky, which doesn’t get more Pittsburgh. I know you’ll understand.

  12. Magus Patris:

    Woohoo! Gota “Jagoffs Make Me Stabby” card last night. I think it will be the Honus Wagner of business cards!

  13. SteelCityMagnolia:

    Hmmm… thinking I could use a whole case of “Jagoffs Make Me Stabby” cards…. It’s been that kind of week!!!!

  14. Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl:

    I’m hoping it’s Donnie Iris!

  15. red pen mama:


  16. Virginia:

    Hah! I had no idea.

  17. Virginia:

    Great seeing you!

  18. bucdaddy:

    King Cool.

  19. Butcher's Dog:

    The Children of the Corn Run Amok posting can serve as the explanatory note for the Jagoffs Make Me Stabby card, in case someone doesn’t understand.

  20. Clare:

    i couldn’t stop myself and how have some of my own… and as a displaced ‘burgher i want to thank you for making my days better when i miss home (i wish i could hand a jag off card to half on NY… and them actually get it)

  21. Brett:

    Great cards! My goal is to get to Pittsburgh to be able to be handed any one of them :)

    You should do some of those as t-shirts! Especially the “JAGOFFS MAKE ME STABBY” one !!

    Keep up the great work.