In addition to sites like Match.com and um … I can’t think of any others but you know … dating sites?
Oh, I remembered another!
Craigslist! The “People of Walmart” of dating sites, really.
There’s a site called Ashley Madison, which is a dating site for married people. Their tagline? “Life is short. Have an affair.”
Classy. I think if we’re talking truth in advertising, it should say, “Life is short. Destroy your family.”
Anyway! According to KDKA, Pittsburgh is the 6th worst city in America for cheating per data from Ashley Madison. Meaning we’re the 6th most infidelitous (not a word, but it works for me) city.
Meaning … CHEATING DOGS. Tsk.
Keeping in mind that we’re the flirtiest city in America and the city having the third most casual sex, it would appear a lot of Burghers are having trouble keeping it in their pants.
We might need an intervention.
And widely and readily available STD meds.
Somewhere Jeff Reed is hastily Googling “Ashley Madison,” if he doesn’t already own stock in the joint.