Ladies, start your Stalk-o-Meters!
I’ve never watched an episode of The Office in my life.
[ducks behind couch]
[pops up and whips a remote control at you]
I do however love me some Jason Bourne, so that’s who I’ll be stalking.
Just as soon as I calibrate my Stalk-o-Meter to “Incapacitate and Self-Unite.”