This is not a fake news story from BroCouncil.com, WPXI.
This is not the Onion.
These are not made-up words like “flossbobbin” or “hedgemony” or “lederhosen.”
This is real life:
The Pirates beat the Minnesota Twins 17-6 via a TEN-RUN FIRST INNING.
Words are not sufficient. We shall speak in Psych gifs.
I’d do the Dance of Joy if I wasn’t already wiped out from doing it for the weather forecast.