A public service announcement from Juanita

Gus the Groundhog’s unofficial lottery spokesanimal replacement Juanita the Dead Weasel would like to give you this friendly reminder before the MegaMillions drawing tonight:

Juanita just did that for free, whereas Gus would have charged about $40,000 for the use of his likeness along with a demand that his under-eye bags be Photoshopped out.

Suck it, Gus. There’s a new taxidermified badass in town.


  1. Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl
    March 30, 2012 10:51 pm

    Got ’em!

  2. Butcher's Dog
    March 31, 2012 12:44 pm

    Three people split the jackpot, none in PA. Back to work on Monday, everyone.

  3. suzie-Q
    March 31, 2012 8:32 pm

    Oh Juanita…you weasel…I lost!!!! Why did you make me do it????