That's Church

Gus the Groundhog’s unofficial lottery spokesanimal replacement Juanita the Dead Weasel would like to give you this friendly reminder before the MegaMillions drawing tonight:

Juanita just did that for free, whereas Gus would have charged about $40,000 for the use of his likeness along with a demand that his under-eye bags be Photoshopped out.

Suck it, Gus. There’s a new taxidermified badass in town.