Internet, look at this man:
Now, just by looking at that photo, take a guess as to what he is:
A. Serial killer
B. Amish farmer who viciously chops off others beards while they sleep
C. Mad scientist
If you guessed C, like me, then you might be right!
“I told them I was mad scientist Jerry Wingrove and that’s who I am,” he told KDKA-TV.
I believe him. That guy has Heinz Doofenschmirtz written all over him.
“No – I didn’t go and hurt nobody,” he said. “I healed them. You know, you heal them, of course the sickness is going to come back from all the earth and planets, from the aliens and everything.”
This is so true, because every time I start to feel better, the aliens come and infect me again.
Now, my theory is that this mad scientist is the arch nemesis of Pittsburgh’s Batman, while the Rogue Tree Pruner, the Sharply Dressed Penny Thief, the One-Legged Wheelchair Bandit, the Eggnog Thief, the Soft-Spoken Robber, and the Toothless Woman are his henchpersons. I’m expecting an epic battle. This also explains why Christian Bale came back to town. Evil rang.
Now, the next question in the quiz. Where does this mad scientist reside?
A. Fayette County
B. Fayette County
C. Fayette County
You’ll never guess in a million years.