Taiwanese computer-generated Pens/Flyers violence is GOLD

I don’t want to talk this up too much and then have you disappointed, but this is the funniest thing in almost EVER.

Taiwanese TV’s animated look at NHL violence in this year’s Stanley Cup playoffs:

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I particularly like the badass penguin (representing Asham) who continues flipperslapping the bejesus out of that Flyer, and the fans who high-five excitedly after being slapped in the face with some bloody organs.

If this is how they get their news, the people of Taiwan must think hockey includes a ten-minute major penalty for “disemboweling.”

Let’s go, Pens!

(h/t Carpetbagger)



  1. Kilgore Trout
    April 20, 2012 3:02 pm

    That was high-friggin’-larious! I laughed my a** off when “Asham” turned into a real penguin and started the flipper-slapping! I guess they think there’s like a 20-foot-deep swimming pool under the ice too! And I thought Channel 11 put too much hype and spin in their news.

  2. Cindy
    April 20, 2012 3:27 pm

    I like that Pittsburgh fans go to other countries to figure out why they are losing at life… sorry at sports.

  3. bluzdude
    April 20, 2012 6:12 pm

    I love the jersey that says “PLAYER.” Would that constitute a ‘jersey foul?”

  4. lisa p
    April 20, 2012 8:27 pm

    That was so awesome I must pass it on. Asham Penguin rules!! And the flaming skates dude hockey rules! ! Go Pens. !!!

  5. Gina
    April 24, 2012 11:09 pm

    I don’t get it….this is a picture of Marian Hossa on a stretcher….

  6. Gina
    April 24, 2012 11:10 pm

    Never mind. Massive blonde moment.

  7. Kilgore Trout
    April 25, 2012 7:43 am

    Gina, you see that little triangle-shaped thingy in the middle of the picture…. yeah. Hahaha… just laughing WITH you.

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