From the Mayor’s Office comes this press release about Earth Market’s change in schedule due to the gross-ass craptastic weather this week. Click here for the screen-cap because you know his office is editing this as soon as someone sees this post.
CITY’S EARTH MARKET SCHEDULE CHANGES DUE TO INCLIMATE WEATHER
Earth Market in Market Square to take place this Wednesday and Friday only
The first sentence:
Mayor Luke Ravenstahl’s first Earth Market in Market Square has been cancelled today, tomorrow, and Thursday due to inclimate weather.
The Market was originally to be held Mon. – Fri. of this (sic), but has been rescheduled due to inclimate weather.
Lukey, you keep using that word, but I don’t think it means what you think it means, because it’s not actually a word.
Snoop Dogg is not your friend, but spellcheck totally is.
Next time, just take a lesson from me and use “gross-ass craptastic.” Or better yet, just approve a press release full of words that aren’t real:
Mayor Luke Ravenstahl’s office announced today that a totalmently overhaul of the 311 system was underway due to great confuzzlement and flustration by Pittsburghers who were supposably calling in pothole tips that were not being reconotated by 311 staff. Gruntled residentialites are forthwelcoming the new analyzation by the Mayor’s office with one residentia calling it “hugemongous awesomesauceness.”