The zoo’s new baby otter will make it all better
- April 26, 2012
- filed under Random
I love baby animals, and as a professional pigeon punter and bird hater and cat hater, you’re probably like “LIAR FIRE PANTS!”
But seriously, sometimes when I need a smile, I just go to Google and type “baby [insert random animal]” and then I’m all fawning and squeeing and I start pronouncing it CYOOOOOOT!
But I will never say adorbs. Promise.
Let’s try it. Baby ………. platypus! (click photos for sources):
OMG. SO CYOOOOOT! SQUEEE! I WANT TO NAME THEM ALL PERRRRRRYYYYY!
See what I mean?
Let’s try another. Baby ………… anteater!
OMG. CYOOOOOOOT! I WANT A BABY ANTEATER! I WILL FEED IT BABY ANTS!
I bet you never thought a baby anteater would make you ovulate like that.
The only animal that is not adorable when it’s born is a pigeon, and that’s how you know Satan invented them. No way God created THIS monstrosity:
Are you trying to kill them with fire too? Just me?
Anyway, the Pittsburgh Zoo is introducing its baby otter tomorrow and my buddy @Herbie got a sneak preview and shared these pictures on Twitter and said I could share them with you!
OMG. THE CYOOOOOOOT! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I’ve named him Poopsie and he is my snugglemuffin.
Adorbs.
John
April 26, 2012 5:20 pm
I love the pidgeons!!!
just kiddin…love the otter
Noelle
April 26, 2012 7:15 pm
They like to hold hands and if this video doesn’t make you SQUEEEEEEEEE then there is a cold, black hole where your heart used to be (rhyming not intended). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno
Virginia
April 26, 2012 9:30 pm
I could watch that all day. Oh my.
bluzdude
April 26, 2012 7:15 pm
At first I thought you wrote “Absorbs” and I was thinking, “well, maybe, if you apply him right…”
Virginia
April 26, 2012 9:30 pm
I would think a baby sheep would be the most absorbent of baby animals.
Janelle
April 26, 2012 9:10 pm
THIS IS TOO MUCH.
One of my favorite is baby moose. It’s like they need to grow into all of their large body parts.
Virginia
April 26, 2012 9:33 pm
Look at the baby moose! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmr4s2rllO1qj7oqw.jpg
Jen M
April 30, 2012 12:41 pm
SQUEEE!
k
April 27, 2012 8:23 am
I assume you have visited http://www.zooborns.com.
Erin
April 27, 2012 9:34 am
Love the baby aardvark, with those ears!
kelly
April 27, 2012 9:43 am
I love that website!
My heart cannot handle all the cute that baby otter is dishing out.
Erin
April 27, 2012 9:27 am
Ooooof – I don’t know. The platypus and the eyes on that anteater are making me feel sort of squicky. And dear God, the pigeons – that is horrible.
Sue
April 27, 2012 10:16 am
Awwwwwww! I want one of all of them. Maybe not the pigeons. So cuuuttteee!
nycldenise
April 27, 2012 10:18 am
Did you know that the sea otters hold hands to keep from drifting apart from each other? Doesn’t that just make you want to hug a puppy? I can’t handle all the cute.
hello haha narf
April 27, 2012 10:26 am
otters make me happy. baby otters make my heart soar. and sleeping baby otters? make me happy girl wiggle.
addiful
April 27, 2012 11:22 am
OH MY GAWD. I’ve never wanted kids, but now I’m CERTAIN I want to give birth to a baby otter.
Calliedog7
April 27, 2012 2:56 pm
What is the matter with all of you? The baby pigeons are just as cute as the other babies. I love them.
red pen mama
May 1, 2012 12:54 pm
I just died from the cute of the baby platypus.