The stupid. It hurts.

I haven’t written anything about the Pitt bomb threats since my lone post a few weeks back, and I’m pretty sure you heard me roll my eyes when the wittily named “The Threateners” said they would stop the threats if the $50,000 reward was pulled. I mean, The Threateners?! That’s the best these morons could come up with?

Let me help you:

The Scourge.

Malice Mongers.

Tribulation of Fire.

Cosmic Chaos.

Wait. That’s a Kennywood ride. Anyway, the fact that the group or individual that was making bomb threats decided to call themselves “The Threateners” confirmed my suspicions that there is lint between my toes with more smarts than they have.

And if you thought I rolled my eyes to the point of no return over The Threateners demanding the reward be rescinded, then surely you felt the reverberations as I slammed my head against the wall over and over again when a group claiming to be with the widely known Anonymous said they hacked into Pitt’s servers and accessed a whole host of private information on students. Things like social security numbers and birth dates and credit card numbers and addresses and more.

I used to kind of enjoy Anonymous’ hijinks and shenanigans, but if this is indeed Anonymous’ doing, they completely lost me when they revealed their demands of Pitt.

The video claims students who had complained to the school’s administration tipped off Anonymous to the vulnerabilities.  

Anonymous said it has deleted the data from the University’s server to prevent other hackers from getting the information.  It has called on the university to make the needed security changes, inform those whose information has been compromised and post an apology on its main page for at least 15 days.  The video says if the demands are not met the group will release the data on its own.

You see? They are angry that Pitt is risking student information which could harm the students if that information was hacked into. Therefore, they claim they stole that information and if Pitt doesn’t apologize to those students who Anonymous wants to protect, then Anonymous will hurt the students by releasing the info.


That’s like being a cat lover, so you steal your neighbor’s cat which you are sure is at risk living in filth, and then you call your neighbor and you say, “I have your cat. You better apologize to Mister Fancypants Magee for your poor treatment of him, or I will cut his legs off one by one.”

Dumbest thing you ever heard, right?

Maybe Anonymous and The Threateners can get together to kidnap a kid, then demand ransom, and then say they will hurt the kid if their demands for ransom ARE met.

Not even Horatio Caine would see that one coming, but he would be all, “Somewhere, a nation of doofi …”

“… are missing their king.”


  1. Janelle
    May 3, 2012 1:47 pm

    Apparently, not only does Pitt say there’s no evidence of such a breach but the Anonymous Twitter claims to know nothing about this. Personally, I think it’s someone jumping on the “let’s threaten Pitt” bandwagon.

    I haven’t even discussed “the Threateners” with my roommates yet, mostly because I am not and never will be prepared for the onslaught of fury that will rightfully spew from my cousin’s mouth.

    • Pensgirl
      May 4, 2012 10:50 am

      It certainly doesn’t sound like Anonymous in any respect (targeting a university, threatening consequences that would harm third parties, etc.)

  2. Carpetbagger
    May 3, 2012 10:51 pm

    I’d like to go at them with my 13 chain saws.

    –the Southside Threatener

  3. Ben
    May 4, 2012 10:10 am

    The “Anonymous” video is a hoax. It’s already been disproved.

  4. red pen mama
    May 4, 2012 10:28 am

    Hoax or not, I was recently with someone whose credit card, which was associated with her Pitt account, was flagged for purchasing $4000 in computer equipment. So there seems to have been a breach somewhere.

  5. bucdaddy
    May 4, 2012 11:20 am

    Anonymous and the Threateners

    Best. Band. Name. Ever.

    After Ear Piercing Studs, of course.

    • Butcher's Dog
      May 4, 2012 9:22 pm

      Count my vote on this one. Affirmative, of course.

      But don’t lose sight of Whore Barbie along the way. She has to be in there somewhere.