This is the Mullethawkenberger, the douche-hairstyle that all douche hairstyles idolize. Not quite a mullet. Not quite a mohawk. Not quite a faux hawk.
This is the Mullethawkenberger on drugs:
It looks like his hair is trying to mold itself into a jaunty hat. I’ve seen tropical birds with smaller, better kept pompadours. It looks like one half of his hair was styled by himself and the other half by a mouse rooting around for cheese bits.
It looks like a faux hawk with its own faux hawk. Let’s call it faux deux de hawkeaux il douche.
It will be all the rage in France faster than you can say, “When can I punch this guy in his stupid hair?”