Make it rain in Market Square.

Today’s news:

The Bomb Squad has been called to Regent Square after a suspicious package was discovered Thursday morning.

According to officials at the scene, a backpack was found outside of an apartment building near the intersection of Forbes Avenue and Flotilla Street.

As it turns out, the backpack belonged to a student and was filled with books.

The backpack.

Was filled.

With books.

One of these days I’m going to leave a giant bag of donuts in the middle of Market Square. Then I’m going to wait for the bomb squad to show up to blow the bag up.

And right after they do, I’ll jump out and shout, “I just made it RAIN DONUTS! [throws signs]”

How much jail time do you think I’ll do?


  1. Henry Bachorski
    January 31, 2013 10:56 am

    After Baker’s dozen there is nothing to add here

  2. Scott
    January 31, 2013 11:30 am

    There’s that funny as hell commercial actor again. Who is that guy?

  3. Rudy
    January 31, 2013 11:37 am

    You could always have someone leave a giant bag of pigeons out there..though that would leave one hell of a mess!

  4. BrianTH
    January 31, 2013 12:43 pm

    OMG, I drive by that apartment building every day. I could have been EDUCATED!

  5. NewBurgher
    January 31, 2013 1:56 pm

    Whatever they give you, it will have been worth it, and I’ll come visit you in jail if you do! Thanks for the laugh.

  6. Liz
    January 31, 2013 4:30 pm

    Six years ago today, this happened in Boston (I was living there at the time):

    Your donuts might compete with that legend.

  7. TK
    February 1, 2013 1:28 pm

    Just make sure the donuts are cherry or raspberry filled.

    After they detonate them, they open the containment unit and wonder:

    “What the heck did we just blow up?”