The Bomb Squad has been called to Regent Square after a suspicious package was discovered Thursday morning.
According to officials at the scene, a backpack was found outside of an apartment building near the intersection of Forbes Avenue and Flotilla Street.
As it turns out, the backpack belonged to a student and was filled with books.
One of these days I’m going to leave a giant bag of donuts in the middle of Market Square. Then I’m going to wait for the bomb squad to show up to blow the bag up.
And right after they do, I’ll jump out and shout, “I just made it RAIN DONUTS! [throws signs]”
How much jail time do you think I’ll do?