Bon Jovi Autographed Poster Giveaway

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My husband and I don’t have one of those agreements that states should either party have an opportunity to have sexual relations with a famous person, these are the three people, AND THE ONLY THREE PEOPLE ON EARTH, we are permitted to … well … do.

This post is already fun!

I’ve never really thought about it, but now that I’m sitting here doing nothing but thinking about it, I’d have to say for certain my list would look like this, in no particular order of desirableness to … well … do.

  1. Adam Levine, of course. 
  2. Ryan Gosling, of course.
  3. One Direction.

HAHAHAH! You should see the look on your face.

Actually, my last pick? Easily Jon Bon Jovi.

Not Jon Bon Jovi back in the 80s:

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No. No to the frizzed out hair. No to the eyeliner. No to the “come do me” look. Which isn’t it ironic that he’s BEGGING me to go and have sex with him and “lay my hands on him” and I’m like, “Um. EW?”

No, I never really loved Jon Bon Jovi until he became this:

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And then I was like, “I will lay my hands on you in a blaze of glory on a bed of roses, HOT STUFF.”

When he became THIS, I took notice and started buying his CDs and listening to them nonstop.

It was then that I loved him. Every song. Every note. Every “lay your hands on me” look. Maybe I was too young in the 80s to appreciate the hair and the tight jeans and the yell-iness. I preferred the smooth locks and faint wrinkles and deep soul that came with maturity. That’s when he became … well … doable.

THIS POST IS SUPER PANDA FUN TIMES! And it has a point.

I was contacted by AEG telling me that in honor of the Bon Jovi: Because We Can concert happening at the CONSOL tomorrow, Thursday, they’d like to offer my readers a gift. And boy, if you’re a Bon Jovi fan, this is a fantastic gift.

What: The entire Bon Jovi band, including Jon, will autograph two of these tour posters in silver or gold Sharpie and two lucky readers will be chosen at random to receive them.

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AEG will mail the posters to the winners.

Concert info: If you’re wanting to see Jon’s “come lay your hands on me” face in person, you’ll want to get your tickets through Ticketmaster via this link.  The concert is tomorrow at CONSOL Energy Center. The show begins at 7:30 p.m.  

How to enter: Well, you can just shout out your favorite Bon Jovi Song, or you can be brave and tell me the three people that are on YOUR list. Or do both.  You have until noon tomorrow to enter, at which time Random.org will pick the two lucky winners. Imagine one of these autographed posters framed and hanging in your office or man-cave!

Go enter and good luck.

Fine print that’s the same size as all the other print: In exchange for posting this, AEG has provided me with two tickets to this concert. I was going to give them away to one of you, because I feel super awkward at concerts, but my husband indicated that it would be solid grounds for divorce. SORRY! Also, I’m pretty sure this is what I look like during rock concerts:

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97 Comments


  1. Jeff
    February 20, 2013 2:14 pm

    Living on a Prayer



  2. Zach
    February 20, 2013 2:37 pm

    Captain Crash & The Beauty Queen From Mars



  3. Hilary H.
    February 20, 2013 3:03 pm

    1. Richie Sambora
    2. Brendon Fraser
    3. Jim Caviezel

    “Blood on Blood” is one of their best songs ever and it completely covers the 30+ year friendship I have and this 30 year devotion my friend and I have had for Bon Jovi.



  4. Mindy
    February 20, 2013 3:33 pm

    Livin’ on a Prayer



  5. Julia
    February 20, 2013 3:39 pm

    In no particular order:
    1. Antonio Banderas
    2. Justin Timberlake
    3. Sidney Crosby/Marc Andre-Fleury/Evgeni Malkin (either one would suffice)



  6. Leah
    February 20, 2013 3:56 pm

    Bad Medicine!



  7. hello haha narf
    February 20, 2013 4:50 pm

    1. the rock
    2. jason statham
    3. blake shelton

    and livin on a prayer!



  8. WoodysWorldTV
    February 20, 2013 4:59 pm

    I was disappointed to see so few guys step up and name their ‘three.’ But, Spoon took the lead, so I’m in.
    1) Emmy Rossum
    2) Zoey Deschanel
    3) Cobie Smulders

    But, if I fourth happened to creep in, this list isn’t legally binding, is it??



  9. Pa-pop
    February 20, 2013 5:04 pm

    1. Kate Beckett
    2. Kate Beckett
    3. Kate Beckett



  10. Tim
    February 20, 2013 5:05 pm

    I too have seen a million faces and rocked them all. Just sayin’…



  11. Marisa
    February 20, 2013 5:07 pm

    Not in any particular order:

    1. Bill Clinton
    2. David Boreanaz
    3. James Neal

    And during that *ahem* congress of any of the above, playing in the background (at least once) would have to be “Lay Your Hands On Me”



  12. Melinda
    February 20, 2013 5:18 pm

    Livin on a prayer, because it was fun to sing at the piano bar in college.

    (If I win this, I’m SO giving it to my friend Kelly.)



  13. Kelly
    February 20, 2013 5:19 pm

    has to be “Bed of Roses”



  14. Hollie Thompson
    February 20, 2013 5:37 pm

    “In These Arms” (I wish I was in Jon Bon Jovi’s arms tonight!)

    1)Bon Jovi
    2) Scott Blasey
    3) Can I say Bon Jovi again??



  15. Julie
    February 20, 2013 6:28 pm

    Favorite Bon Jovi song – “I’ll be There For You”

    My three?
    1 – Bradley Cooper
    2 – Matt Damon
    3 – Josh Duhamel



  16. WIMom
    February 20, 2013 6:52 pm

    “Bed of Roses” for me. Love to sing along in the car with that one.



  17. Lauri
    February 20, 2013 7:15 pm

    Seen them about 20 times, it never gets old. Best song live ever is Born to Be My Baby.



  18. Beth
    February 20, 2013 7:42 pm

    My top three is about the same as yours. Adam is absolutely número UNO! Hard to think of my fave song…probably Never Say Goodbye



  19. Stephanie
    February 20, 2013 8:13 pm

    1. Dave Grohl
    2. Dave Grohl
    3. Dave Fucking Grohl



  20. Noelle
    February 20, 2013 8:15 pm

    I’m a total nerd: who is Dave Grohl? I suppose I could google it…. :)



  21. Karen
    February 20, 2013 8:48 pm

    1. Jon Bon Jovi
    2. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    3. Channing Tatum



  22. Suzie-Q
    February 20, 2013 9:08 pm

    Definitely ….Livin on a prayer



  23. Stef Easterling
    February 20, 2013 9:35 pm

    Hands down…. Livin’ on a Prayer



  24. Emily
    February 20, 2013 11:04 pm

    1. Ross Geller
    2. John Blake/Robin
    3. Harry Potter

    BAM! Fictional characters!

    Sad, party of one…



  25. Jill
    February 20, 2013 11:19 pm

    Shot thru the heart and your to blame darling you give love a bad name!!

    I’ve seen him 5 times since 1984 – I’d love to make it six.



  26. Wexmom
    February 20, 2013 11:36 pm

    1. Jon Bon Jovi – have you seen his Versace ad?
    2. Adam Levine – have you seen the picture of him wearing nothing but a model’s hands?
    3. Johnny Depp – have you seen Chocolat?

    Best song… Something For the Pain



  27. steelertom
    February 21, 2013 2:20 am

    Wanted dead or alive

    1. Sandra Bullock
    2. Sandra Bullocl
    3. Sandra Bullock

    If I for some strange reason, win…… please find someone to auction it off to the highest bidder and donate the funds raised to make room for kids.

    Seriously, I don’t want it…..
    I’d rather it do some good for the kids



  28. Deb
    February 21, 2013 6:52 am

    Living on a Prayer…. the acoustic version.



  29. Jill M
    February 21, 2013 8:14 am

    Living on a Prayer

    My “Tap Dat” list (as a previous comment called it and I about spit my coffee out, awesome name!)

    1. Jon Bon Jovi
    2. Bradley Cooper
    3. David Beckham



  30. johnaz6312
    February 21, 2013 8:19 am

    ***Jennifer Aniston***
    ***Mila Kunis*****
    and
    Zoey Deschanel

    But not in that exact order!!!



  31. Stacey
    February 21, 2013 9:09 am

    My favorite Bon Jovi song was always Never Say Goodbye until I realized that singing “This Ain’t a Love Song” to my 3 month old shushes him up immediately :)

    My 3 would be

    1) Kris Letang
    2) Jon Bon Jovi
    3) Sean Ferris



  32. Patrick
    February 21, 2013 9:15 am

    In no particular order:

    - Diane Lane
    - Jennifer Love Hewitt
    - Jennifer Lawrence

    Definite age range but just cant help the love for Diane Lane…



  33. Lisa J
    February 21, 2013 9:17 am

    Favorite song: I’ll Be There For You

    My doable list (in no particular order):
    Maksim Chmerkovskiy
    Adam Levine
    And someone too local for my husband to agree too, so technically not doable, but totally at the top of my list.



  34. Jenn
    February 21, 2013 9:18 am

    1. James Marsters
    2. Tabrett Bethell
    3. Nick Cave

    Awwww, yeah. Also, my inner middle schooler is really pushing for “It’s My Life” as the favored tune. Haters can form a line to the left. :)



  35. Dan
    February 21, 2013 9:42 am

    definitely “Livin on a Prayer”

    1 – Zooey Deschanel
    2 – Katy Perry
    3 – Cobie Smulders



  36. Michelle
    February 21, 2013 9:43 am

    It’s a toss up between Livin on a Prayer and You Give Love a Bad Name, but I love so many more!
    My three would be Jon Bon Jovi, Brad Pitt, and Zac Effron ( he is over 18 now right)



  37. Holly Thomas
    February 21, 2013 9:53 am

    Virginia, all I can possibly say is congratulations first of all to you on this great honor of having AEG contact you and allow you this opportunity to choose two people to each win one of these signed posters and giving you tickets to the show. Bon Jovi has written the soundtrack to my life. I’ve traveled the road going all the way back to the Runaway days to present. I’ve lost track of the number of concerts I’ve attended, but one thing is for sure I was never left disappointed.



  38. Lisa
    February 21, 2013 10:27 am

    1.) Justin Timberlake
    2.) Channing Tatum
    3.) Bradley Cooper

    My one girlfriend and I also seem to have a weird thing for Justin Bieber, making us cougars!



  39. Nancy
    February 21, 2013 10:58 am

    Livin’ on a Prayer. :)



  40. Marci
    February 21, 2013 11:01 am

    1. Joe Manganiello
    2. Adam Levine
    3. Vince Vaughn



  41. Joel
    February 21, 2013 11:27 am

    I don’t know if I have a favorite Bon Jovi song, BUT my 76 year old grandmother LOVES HIM. 2 years ago she got Bon Jovi concert tickets for Christmas along with a lighter and some bail money (just in case). We also taught her to fist pump for Livin’ On a Prayer and I see her commemorative Bon Jovi Concert Key chair every time she has me move her car. So if I won. I’d give it to her.

    Also my 3 would be ( in no order)
    Bradley James (Arthur in BBC’s Merlin)
    Sean Biggerstaff (Oliver Wood in Harry Potter)
    James Marsden



  42. Laura
    February 21, 2013 12:26 pm

    Livin on a Prayer & Who says you can’t go home!



  43. Katja B.
    February 21, 2013 1:31 pm

    You Can’t Go Home!



  44. Mary Lynn
    February 21, 2013 2:22 pm

    Livin on a prayer…



  45. Austin Baroudi
    February 23, 2013 12:07 am

    Best Bon Jovi song hands down would be You Give Love A Bad Name!!!!





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