You know how it sucks when your neighbors don’t remove their snow in a timely manner?
Or how when their grass grows so tall a baby deer could hide in it for days and they just refuse to mow it?
Or how they leave their dead animals just lying around for anyone to trip over and break a bone?
Or how they’re always crowding the sidewalks with their prostitution?
Then you don’t live in North Irwin, apparently:
“YOUR WHORING IS A NUISANCE, DAMN IT.”